It’s almost 12 midnight, and like a werewolf about to transform under a full moon, I feel like bashing tonight. Hmm, this won’t be pretty, so if you’re reading this and you think at some point, I’d probably be writing about you (without naming you, of course), I suggest you just stop reading. In the event that you read on anyway, and by the end of this post, you feel like wringing my neck, well, you have been warned. (Btw, this post is inspired by the song Ugly by Sugababes, because people are all the same).
This post is dedicated to people. Woo. But unlike some humanitarian-unicef kinda shit, this post is far from being good. The people I will mention here may be fictional (or not, depending on who’s reading this) or they may be the very people with whom I share my world with. Again, if you think you’re in the blacklist, stop reading.
1. There are people who seem to be sooo in touch with Friendster that they had to update their blog more than four times in a day. My gawd! Do you really think people bother to read your crazy rants? Tut. Tut. If I were you, I’d log out of Friendster, and go get a life.
2. There are people who seem to crave attention and appreciation like a prostitute craving for sex. Seriously, it won’t get you anywhere.
3. There are people who can’t get enough of this whole Unlimited Texts hype that they just HAD to send about 20 quotes a day PER person. Please. Spare me. I don’t read them anyway, so don’t bother. Para sau din naman un, para walang hassle diba? =p
4. There are people who have a reputation of being a liar that when the time comes that they do tell the truth, nobody believes them. I therefore conclude that liars are so pitiful because they’ll come to the point that even the truth will sound like a lie to them.
5. There are people who are just so kapal! What the?! It’s like coming to a party when you know you’re not invited in the first place. And what does that make you? Yep, a trespasser.
6. There are people who seem to have been blinded by the fact that you’re "just there" in their lives that even if they finally get married, have kids and all that crap, they’d still find a lousy excuse to call you in the middle of an intense NFS race, and even have the nerve to demand why you didn’t make it to the reception. Well, puta you!
7. There are people who are so clueless that you hate them. Is that a good sign? Or does it frustrate you all the more? Well, I believe that there’s a time for everything, so there will come a time that you’d get to tell it to their face that you hate them.. Hmm, maybe this week? =p
8. There are people who always make the wrong hirits at the perfectly wrong time. And that makes you want to kill them, pronto.
9. There are people, like me, who can’t do anything worthwhile on a Saturday night that they just resort to bashing people on the Internet.
10. And lastly, there are people, like you, who think that you’d be included in this list. Bwahaha!
Hmm, I plan to pursue Journalism as my second degree. And this early, I practice press freedom. Sue me? Not! And as the song goes, if I’m ugly, then so are you. =p