Archive for September, 2006

16
Sep

my dear readers,

A_hopeless_love_letter_by_w_e_z_1 The image on the right, as shown appropriately, is entitled "A Hopeless Love Letter". I got it from a "friend" in Deviant Art. And so, on this really boring Saturday night, when I should be out getting dead drunk with the oldies of Genesoc reminiscing what-used-to-be moments, I’m here in this hot Netopia shop <with the DoTA boys screaming commands to each other from across the room> trying to write something dedicated to those who actually read my blog. Although, this may be far from being hopeless, this "letter" comes from my heart. Heehee.

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I never really thought that people will actually read my posts. Besides, there are millions of blogs in Friendster, and millions more in Blogspot, Multiply, LJ and other what-have-yous. I was surprised, shocked even, when people come up to me and ask: "Sino ‘yung nasa blog mo?!" Hwehe.. the power of cyberspace matched with my Da Hu prowess, my friends. => As I’ve written over and over, I am decent enough not to name names.. unless of course, it’s perfectly innocent and I’m not bashing that person. Haha. Well, this time, I will name some people and if you make it to this list, be grateful that you did and thank me for thanking you. Hehehe. I kid. I kid. No really, many thanks to these people who bother to read my sometimes-serious-most-of-the-time-demented posts. Muchas gracias!!

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1. To those people who made damay to me on my most-read and most-commented post, "Confessions of an Unemployed", thank you for your time. I’m now beginning to think that I’m really pathetic. Harhar. Joke. Murks, thanks for the offer.. someday, I might try e-Rep. Ate Mac, I didn’t know you read my blog <then again, it must be my really pathetic post haha>.. Gimo, we’re not even that close and we haven’t seen each other since Joyce-knows-when, but thanks for the time. Fan, well you’re not unemployed anymore, but I know you know what it feels like hehe. Ciao soon.

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2. To the Genes: Imong, Yen, Mitch, KC, Eve, Mcki, Ester and those who actually try to guess the identities of the people I bash and make kupal, <especially Mikey, who texts me in the wee hours of the morning>, someday a post will come when I will type his/her name in big, bold, bloody red letters. Watch out.

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3. My peyups friend: Chinky, I miss reading your posts and I wish you can write sometimes despite your busy sked. I enjoyed your saga about your maid haha!

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4. My HS friends who still keep in touch and who ask me to tell the whole details of my posts when we see each other, thanks guys! To my cousin who actually made sense in her post, even if she’s continents away from me, I miss you. To my childhood friend, who I believe is now in Libya, thank you for the good words overseas. Pasalubong pag-uwi mo ha? =)

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5. To those people I missed but I know make subaybay to my blog and who actually text me to write something, thank you for believing in my fucked-up way of literary ranting. Haha! =p

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6. And finally, to those people I just love to bash <and who happen to read my blog>: you make my blogging more fun because I can write really vile things about you and maybe make you smile without knowing it’s you I’m pertaining to beh! Thank you for the drive you give me to write evil like there’s no tomorrow without compromising your own reading enjoyment, and of course without making you pahiya. Hwehe. You should thank me, you know. But don’t worry, you’re always welcome. =) And I know some of you who actually write strikingly similar posts.. Hmm. I wonder if you added my blog to your Favorites, or maybe your homepage.. Nyahaha!

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7. Oops, I nearly forgot. To those people who read my blog, but get disgusted with it, FUCK YOU ALL! Who told you to read my posts anyway?! If you’re inggit, write a blog of your own, and go pester your so-called friends. If you have a problem with the way I write, well  I hate to be cruel, but that’s just the way it is. And in the words of Melanie Marquez: It’s not my problem anymore, it’s YOUR problem anymore! =>

13
Sep

who are you

Who_are_you1_1phew! after 10 years, i’m back in blogging - and ready for some bashing bwahaha! i’ve updated my profile so i am not viewing others’ profiles anonymously - aka, i can now see who has the guts to view mine nyahaha! and as of this writing, it says that my profile has been viewed 31 times.. pero 24 lang ang nakikita ko! hmm, i wonder who the hell are the rest.. and as for those 24 people, a very brave little one DARED to view me. hahahaha! i’m so flattered!! are you amused by my profile? or do i have more friends than you do? do you read my blog? <sheesh, please tell me, so i can write about you nonstop>… i wonder if you read my testimonials <thank God you didn’t write me one, i wouldn’t have accepted it anyway beh!>… hmm, i checked your profile and my gahd!!! what kind of blog do you have?! don’t you know how to write a decent piece of shit? sure, you’re all bloody angry and with big, bold letters and all that crap, but please dear, if you’re writing about your angst for all the world to know, at least make it decent.. okay? and thank me for that unsolicited advice. => tsktsk. you amuse me. i’d better NOT see your hideous profile on my "who’s viewed me?" next time. and please stop making those snide remarks. you’re not fooling anybody but yourself. i can write pretty nasty words about you, you know. but i am decent enough not to use the cyberspace and my blog to actually kill people. i’m way too educated for that.

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anyhoots, enough bashing one invisible person for today. gawd, almost two months out and i come back with a post like this. gee. for someone who’s unemployed like me, i have a lot to write about. haha! i’ve been meaning to write something about my current <and still> unemployed state, but well, wutever. in a couple of months, i’d be kissing boredom goodbye as i step out to chase my journalistic dreams <as i want to call them>. heehee. for the meantime, i’d be pestering you guys <and those with the balls to actually read my blog just for the heck of it> with posts like this. pfft. ciao next time!

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P.S. since i’m in this "da hu" mode, here’s one for you <another invisible person, less the bashing>: it was nice meeting you.